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life-luxuries:

styleofdress:

because i hate it when people post these without recipes, here are all of them. some of these aren’t EXACTLY the same, but they’re close enough to still be delicious.

triple layer brownie cake / cherry bliss brownie / chocolate truffle layer cake / snickers peanut butter brownie ice cream cake / surprise inside ice cream balls / chocolate filled cream puffs / brownie cookies / chocolate snickers cake / chocolate lasagna / double chocolate brownies

Give me now pls




"Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to."

My English Teacher (via julayyys)

Not there yet but I’m getting there

(via crtaylor242013)



gleeksandtheirconfessions:

I love Sancedes but I wish Mercedes had sung/rapped Doo Wop alone. Her flow and singing fitted the sung better in my opinion. But my girls still rocked it.




15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE




10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
by Kate Bailey



highbloodstriderrider:

i just wanna cuddle with someone and watch movies and be cute and then go on dates and be cute… outside




I keep getting more followers but not more messages…




midnight-sun-rising:

kurlyken:

My doll baby and all her curly hair goodness!!!

She is beautiful. I feel the need to protect her.




now I love Naya but…

crtaylor242013:

thelastgleekbender:

How you gonna be getting married like 2 months after you just were engaged to a different guy?and it was apparently ended in a “bad breakup”

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maybe all this time while people were crucifying Big Sean and accusing him of cheating it was actually Naya you caused the break up by cheating…

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I bet this marriage will be shorter that Kris Humphries and Kim or Britney and the guy she married for like a few hours in Vegas





Anonymous said: people say "not all men" or "not all white people are racist" ...but if you have a jar of candy and 50% of them are poisonous, you wouldn't stick your hand in there and eat them. "not all" of them are poisonous but you can't trust which ones aren't.

black--lamb:

I JUST GASPED!!! that was brilliant!!! PERFECT way of explaining both of those situations. Mind blown 😩😩😩😱😱


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